Is that a-bun-dance I smell?
welcome to FartCoin
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The people's meme coin—made with AI,
powered by laughter, fueled by community!
Let's Get Farting!
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
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📈 Positive Catalysts 🍑💨✨😂
Still Small, Big Potential
FartCoin's current market cap is around $1.3 billion. Dogecoin peaked at $100 billion—and we think farts are a way better meme. Room for growth? Massive! 💰💨
Future Coinbase Listing
FartCoin isn't on Coinbase yet—the largest centralized exchange—but it inevitably will be. Coinbase might pretend they're too classy for farts now, but wait until we're a $10 billion coin. They'll chase those profits—bet your bottom dollar! 🍑💨✨😂
Quality Community
FartCoin attracts smart, visionary, open-hearted people. Star Heartsong himself brought in over 80 brilliant souls. FartCoin isn't just funny—it's smart and kind-hearted vibes! 💖🧠✨
Universally Funny
Fart jokes transcend culture. In Mexico, the phrase "¿Qué pedo, güey?" literally translates to "What fart, dude?" but actually means "What's up?" Because fart equals up—farts always rise, just like our stock price! 🥁🤣 And in France, AI enthusiasts using ChatGPT say "Chat, j’ai pété," literally meaning "Cat, I farted." AI truly meets fart humor! 🤖🐱💨 FartCoin speaks a universal language. 🌍🍑💨😂
Natural Law - Hot Air Rises
Everyone knows hot air rises—it's basic physics! 🌅🎈 And what are farts if not warm, buoyant gusts destined to ascend? Expect FartCoin's trajectory to follow nature’s law: upwards! 🍑💨✨😂
Crypto Comedian
I thought crypto was confusing until Fartcoin came along—now it just stinks. In a good way.
Happy Hodler
I diversified my portfolio—50% Bitcoin, 50% Fartcoin. Guess which one's making me smile more?
CheapGasHunter
Ethereum has gas fees; Fartcoin just has gas. Easy choice.
StrongCheeks
I used to panic sell. Now I just hold tight and squeeze.
SQUEEEEK!
FART!
PFFFRRT!
FWEEET!
TOOT!
PFOOOOM!
!BLA-
AAAT!
THPPT!
Great question! 🚀
You can't buy FartCoin on Coinbase yet—it's still too niche, just like your favorite indie band before they got big 🎸. That's actually fantastic news! When FartCoin hits Coinbase, it'll already cost you 10-100x more—talk about explosive growth! 💥 Eventually, Coinbase (the stinkiest, greediest crypto company out there 💩) will want in once FartCoin takes off. Until then, download Phantom wallet 👻, secure your seed phrase 🗝️, and swap your SOL for FART on Jupiter’s Exchange (jup.ag).
Let’s gas it up! 🍑💨✨😂
Your Phantom Wallet seed recovery phrase is 12 randomly assigned words—think of them as the magical incantation that resurrects your wallet 💫. Keep them super-duper safe! 🚧 No screenshots in iCloud or Gmail—that’s like leaving your farts exposed in public, totally unsafe! 🚫💩 Avoid just plain paper too—fires happen, especially after taco night 🌮🔥.
Lose your phone? 😱 No worries! Just download Phantom Wallet on your new device 📱, enter your magical 12-word incantation, and BOOM 💥—your wallet returns like a glorious fart echoing through eternity! 🍑💨✨😂
Because the fart is the primordial meme—older than language, funnier than reason, and more spendable than gold. It’s the first joke ever told and the only one that needs no translation. Every culture knows it. Every class laughs at it. It’s the original viral phenomenon—broadcast instantly, received universally, and impossible to ignore.
Fartcoin isn’t just based on a meme—it’s based on the meme. Other meme coins are echoes. Fartcoin is the source. While they chase hype cycles, Fartcoin taps into something eternal: the laugh that comes before thought, the sound that levels kings and clowns alike.
You don’t have to believe in Fartcoin. You already do. Every time someone laughs at a toot, they validate the value.
Fartcoin is the currency of the collective unconscious. You can spend it anywhere.
FARTCOIN
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